Whats in Your Basket?

A challenge: The Princess has spoken and has issued an awesome challenge out to Bloggerville.
This one is a goodie so get yer arses over there and read all about it. Essentially it is this...

Not thinking, you rush through the store grabbing the items you need... only to find yourself standing at the back of the line holding a leather collar, a box of Trojans and a bottle of chocolate syrup. About halfway to the register, it hits you! "OMG! I look like a total sex freak!!"



What three things would be in your WTF basket?

If you join the challenge, don't forget to post your linky in my comments section below so I can also have a good giggle at all the answers.

How about?

*  Pool Acid
*  Dustbin Liners
*  Rubber Gloves